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SOLDIERS
SOLDIERS
NAME: Smooth
POS : P,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL : South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Great hitter with unusual blend of average and power. Uses every inch of field. Free swinger. Not your typical lead off man.
BEST COMPARED TO: Ichiro Suzuki with more power
GRADE: A
NAME: Justin Makowski
POS : IF
BATS: R
THROWS:R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Power. Simply power. Don't expect to high of an average from this man but 18-23 homers is almost a lock. Can drive in runs with the best of them.
BEST COMPARED TO: Russell Branyan
GRADE: B
NAME: Mike Dougherty
POS : P,OF
BATS : L
THROWS: L
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Best # 2 starter in league. Could be a # 1 on any other team. Hitting is decent. Does what he has to to help Soldiers win games.
BEST COMPARED TO: Tom Glavine
GRADE: B
NAME : Brian Slovensky
POS : OF,DH,P
BATS: R
THROWS:R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Quite possibly the best 4 hitter in league so far. 23 RBI's was not expected but has been playing great wiffleball. Can get upset and become problem in clubhouse. If his head is on straight he is top 5 hitter in league.
BEST COMPARED TO: Magglio Ordonez
GRADE: B
NAME: Joe Clemente
POS: P,OF
BATS: S
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Decent #3 pitcher but never wants to play. If he wanted to play he could put up impressive statistics but don't look for that to happen cause apparently soccer is more important to him.
BEST COMPARED TO: Kenny Lofton
GRADE: C
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All-Star Break
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SAKDADDIES
NAME: Dan Joworsiak
POS: Wherever he needs to play to win the game
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Great knowledge of the game. He plays the game like it is supposed to be played. Not afraid to give up his body to dive for a ball. Has shown power as of late. Could contend for MVP but not likely because his team is not good.
GRADE: B
NAME: Drew Biri
POS: P,OF,IF
BATS: L
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Decent pitcher but nothing more then that. An ace on this team but would not qualify for so on any other team minus the Bafoons. Set single game record for strikeouts in 1 game(13).Great human being as he works with charities including Buddy Ball.
GRADE: C+
NAME: David Goy
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: 0 for 17 so far this year. Has to break out sometime. Recently came back from Florida where he was sent down for a rehab assignment. Pitched well but cannot hit. Not a great wiffleball player but one hell of a pool shark.
GRADE: D-
NAME: Nick Clemente
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Like his brother soccer is more important. Inspiring goals to one day play along side Carlos Valderamo in the MLS. High ERA, Low batting average. Not good combination.
GRADE:D
NAME: Alis Biri
POS: KITCHEN
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick
ANALYSIS: Girl.
GRADE: F
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VIBES TRIBE
NAME: Matt Vibronek
POS: OF,IF,P
BATS: R
THROWS: R
HT: 5-11 WT: 14 1/2 pounds
SCHOOL: Mercer Community College
ANALYSIS: . Anybody else would be amazing with an above .500 average but Matt digs himself a hole by talking trash. He talks like a .900 hitter. Cannot hit risers. Hits majority of homeruns on 2-0 lob balls. Scum Bag who thinks he is better then he is.
GRADE: B+
NAME: Bert Tainow
POS: P,OF,IF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: Raritan Valley Community College
ANALYSIS: Stupid, hairy, corny. That explains this 25 year old college freshman. He is a trader that left the Soldiers for more money. The Soldiers then stuck it up his hairy ass by knocking him out after 6 innings of duty. Agent made poor decision by telling him to leave Soldiers.
GRADE: C
NAME: Rob "The Legend" Hanas
POS: P,OF,IF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: Graduated from Kean College in 1998
ANALYSIS: Power makes this man one of leagues dangerous hitters. His life is about to go down the shitter as he is getting married next month. Might miss a few games depending on whether or not his girl lets him leave the house. Are inside sources say that he is whipped like Philadelphia cream cheese.
GRADE:B
NAME: Brian Jeffries
POS: OF,IF,P
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: Middlesex County College
ANALYSIS: Decent hitter, decent pitcher. Average at everything. Most known for his imfamous cell phone record.
GRADE: C
NAME: Brandon Domotor
POS: P,OF,IF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: Peddie
ANALYSIS: Better baseball player than Wiffleball. Decent Wiffler. Could be an all-star but fails to show up to many games
GRADE: C
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BAFOONS
NAME: Bafoon
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Has played decent but is still a strange bird. Not all there. Has been hitting homers at a respectable clip. Still not good. Extremely weird
GRADE: C-
NAME: Wally Reed
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Jewish. Walks way to many batters. Has a few homers to his credit. Can put together decent season.
GRADE: C-
NAME: Jimmy White
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Not good. Was doing well in his first 2 games in the bigs but has tailed off dramatically. Could be sent back down.
GRADE: C-
NAME: Rob Rittenhouse
POS: P,IF,OF
BATS: R
THROWS: R
SCHOOL: South Brunswick High School
ANALYSIS: Most consistent hitter on team. Strikes out to much for a leadoff hitter. Solid fielder who will be in the running for a gold hand.
GRADE: C
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